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Well hello there!!!!! I've made my journal friends only!!! So if you want me to add you, just leave me a comment. 

*smooch*   i peequeef you to add me!!!! :P

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Global warming? It's 76 degrees. In July.

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Current Music: Fox News

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What was the subject title of your first-ever LJ entry?

Submitted By [info]paperxflowerz


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How generic. It was "My first entry"

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at the risk of sounding like a dumbass.....what does FTW mean? also AML? can anyone clue me in on this?

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They say celebs die in threes. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in one COMPLETELY FREE!

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Emily (holding her beanie baby kitty): Kitty is a girl!
Me: I thought you said Hims a boy!
Emily: No Hims had an operation

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Current Location: Living Room
Current Mood: giggly

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Cynthia just tried to pull an Obama and hit a fly. DON'T WORRY PETA SHE DIDN'T KILL IT, it just got stunned and flew away

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Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Fuck.

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Current Music: The Listener

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john just made me take a tick out of his hair!!! he felt it tickling the back of his neck!!! ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

Current Location: home
Current Mood: stressed

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after cynthia told emily she couldn't play her video game, emily said "i hate you cee, you ruining my LIFE!!!"

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Current Location: my living room
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: ew hannah montana show

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x posted to my facebook

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[info]cmndrcuddles i lub u

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Current Music: filet o fish song

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You finally have an excuse to use it—what userpic do you not get to use very often but can't delete because it's just that awesome?


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i really haven't been to angry lately

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Current Music: Medium

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i spilled coffee all over my remote control!!!! now it's not working. think that once it dries out it will work? *cries*

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don't tattoo your eyeballs

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Current Music: kid rock jackson, mississippi

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cool bacon stuff

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smoke 2 bacons in the mornin

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eat it

work safe

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Current Music: closer - nine inch nails

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http://www.lolclits.com/

it's LOL cats meet the vagina monologs

totally not work safe

I CAN'T LOOK AWAY!!!

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Current Location: home!!!!
Current Mood: amused

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Now that i am online, is there anything cool i should see???

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allah_sulu is totally kick ass!!!

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What happened to Spuddy??? Wigglyspud?

*cries*

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I'm on vacation at my dad's house and we're going to 6 flags St. Louis tomorrow!!!

Current Location: in the garage
Current Mood: excited

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i can't believe chris got booted off

and i can't believe [info]j_brew doesn't like taylor

and why can't [info]frankenrox answer her phone when i call her??? *cries*
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Bored Bored Bored

I haven't had a pop in over a WEEK!!!!

Yeah, they call it "pop" in Missouri. It's hard for me not to say "soda"

NO DEW IN OVER A WEEK!!!!

Current Location: work
Current Mood: blah

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So who all has myspace sites and what are they and are you going to leave LJ?
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Ok since it's been ages..........


Who is doing who?

What the hell is up?

What have I missed?

Where is my kiss?
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I haven't smoked a cigarette since Saturday night!

Current Mood: irritated

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i wanna shoot you in the ass with a bb gun

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Current Music: silly song from roger alan wade

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There's so many freakin changes to LJ it's not even funny
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I was *this* close to getting Brad Pitt's phone number.....


This lady called in for a vacation watch and I asked her if there was anyone she would like to put on her emergency contact list. She said "Well i could put my neighbor across the streets number on there" and I said "Ok" and she said "It's Brad Pitt" and I'm all like "Ok" and she goes, "Well maybe I should ask him first before I give out his number" and I said "Not a problem" but I was really thinking "D'oh"

not like i would have done anything with it...but jeez it woulda been cool

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oh yeah, i do have somethin to say!!

i'm cutting my hair off today. TO MY SHOULDERS!!!!

it's past my butt now!!

i'm gonna donate it to locks of love

Current Mood: scared

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My baby is here!!!!

Emily Jean Carman was born on December 14, 2004 at 7:50am!!!

She was 6 pounds 9 ounces and 20 inches long

She's a little squirt!

Baby and mom are doing fine.

Sorry don't have long to post :(

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Current Mood: busy

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my last day of work is december 4th

i'm gonna take 12 weeks maternity leave

i just don't have the energy to work anymore. and don't wanna drive in the freaking snow being 8 1/2 months pregnant
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cynthia's teacher wanted to get cynthia tested because she thinks she should be in the gifted program

cynthia's IQ is 140!!!!


i really really hope emily takes after her :)

Current Mood: pleased

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gotta cold?

wanna lick it?

Current Mood: dorky

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ick i'm working 9-5 today.

i guess that is all

oh yeah and i bought a tube of liverworst yesterday and it's almost gone. i've been eating it plain with cream cheese

Current Mood: hungry
Current Music: bitchen camero

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do you realize how hard it is to have sex when you're pregnant???

ok *you* try taping a freakin 12 pound bowling ball to your belly and try to be sexy

Current Mood: cranky

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welp...

i have an interview for the dispatcher position (i said position) next thursday at 9am

wish me luck :)

Current Mood: hopeful

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i'd like to welcome a new friend

[info]fahpoo

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

he is totally cool and is the hotness!!!!! (but ack he's married)

but anyways welcome [info]fahpoo

this comes as a big surprise to me, cuz i just told him about my livejournal, i didn't know he was gonna join!!!!

so now we can talk shit about our work and stuff


Yay!!! i'm so excited!!!!

Current Mood: chipper

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i should totally buy a box of powdered detergent, just to piss him off
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too all of you that didn't answer when i called: *pffffffffft*

to the two of you that were *smooooooooooooch*

Current Mood: bitchy

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i can't wait to show her pictures of sammy dressed up in a bikini. she's going to be cracking up, i just know it :)
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i wanna see how many comments i can get.

so talk to me

Current Mood: curious

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i just read that [info]crackerbob's mom died.

dustin, you're in my thoughts and prayers *hugs*

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